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This Page is about us and we are the halo bingers. Read through the paragraphs to find out our likes, dislikes and what makes us tick. Its pretty much all about halo but there might be some other crap in there as well.
The total number of binge people now stands at: 17
Original Binge People
We Are the ORIGINAL PURE FRESH Binge-people! We have been here from the START. WE started it and WE have carried it on!!!
Hi, this is Wiseoldgoat. Unlike most people here I am not famous for the use of any particular weapon (although I am the Head Baconbringer). I'd like to say I am decent all round and versatile to all the situations possible in any game of Halo, but someone will probably disagree. I like Star Trek, Biology, Chemistry, NOT Physics, Computer Programming, Video Games, playing Guitar, Martial Arts, and abusing Partyboy (Dateet).
- Name: Nobody Knows, Billy.
- Binge name: Wise old Goat.
- Preferred Weapon combo: Pistol/Shotgun, Sniper Rifle.
- Preferred attack: Get a Good Lock..........AND BAM!!!!!
- Preferred level: Recently, Flying Elf grew a massive Afro!
Wise old Goat is the head nerd of the halobingers but he'd rather be known as our Halo Confusious. He knows pretty much everything about Halo and is himself a veteran player. He likes to shout insults to anyone who uses a "Noob Weapon", a term that was of his own creation.
Greetings fellow bingers/gnomes/aquatic marmots. I'm probably me and my lack of skill at killing others means that I usually cower behind others and/or the backs of vehicles, if not charge around insanely doing minimal damage and giving the other team lots of points. If there's one thing that i'm bad at above all others it would be sniping. I usually just create a spray of bullets in the general directon of the target, not doing any damage except to my self esteem. Can't really think of anything in the slightest bit interesting to say so i'll finish by saying 'dribble' and scratching my balls.
Flying elf, somewhere, Everyones Gay except me and possibly Gaymie's left ear
- Name: Jonny
- Binge name: Flying Elf
- Preferred Weapon combo: Pistol+Plasma Rifle
- Preferred attack: Beeting people to a pulp
- Preferred level:NOT Chiron
The quietist of all the Halo Bingers who justs sits there thinking of all that is fantastical. In halo he is alas quite an incospiquous character who darts around the game whith a plasma rifle and slaying the enemy with tremendous amounts of super heated gas.
- Name: Jamie
- Binge name: Gaymie
- Preferred Weapon combo: Sniper Rifle, Shotgun
- Preferred attack: Sniping
- Preferred level: Sidewinder
Gaymie may be one of the best snipers around and you'll find it hard to find a better sniper, but when he has his "off days" hes is not as good as he might wish. Generally anoying in his methods of killing and letting out enormous hoots of laughter when something comical occures, Gaymie is a force to be recond with.
Hi ! I am quite a patient and a bit of a funny guy but i get annoyed occasionally when josh takes the sniper rifle up the ass continually and doesn't stop and brags about it afterwards.. But anyway, josh is skilled and not a nob head most of the time but just not to go on i have put my opinions on fellow bingers in a list:
Da Asspace: Bit of a crap player but very skilled glitcher
Wise Old Goat: Head nerd, well skilled, good with everything
Deamon: super mint at everything, espesh sniping.. best binger and i love him.
Smoki: cool guy, slightly camp, quite skilled.
Dateet: Skilled driver of group,cool guy.
Flying Elf: Very weird but funny guy, relatively skilled
Ba Ding: Cool guy, good sniper and pistolier
Duk Splatter: Extremely disturbed but nice, talented guy
Mr Todd: quite funny guy bums scorpion though...
Jonny G: don't know him..
Thorpe: Complete annoying wanker, no1 likes him and he never comes to halo binges. He is no longer a member and he has a big penis hanging from his head.
Hu Flung Do: Fairly good sniper, not so good at everything else.
Figleaf: Quite skilled at sniping, extremely skilled ghost guy and cool guy
I'm Smoki Joe and like to get up close and pesonal wiv my enemy , i wanna be able to see the whites of his eyes before i blow his brains out. I hate snipers and take greate plesure in sneekin up bastards like gaymie, while thiere pickin on some poor defencles individual armed with nothin but shotgun on the other side of the map,and blowin their unsuspectin ass away.I also like to burn aimlessly around in warthogs pullin the occasional stunt. So lock, Stock and binge on!
- Name: Joe
- Binge name: Smoki
- Preferred Weapon combo: AR, Shotgun,
- Preferred attack: Close Combat
- Preferred level: Sidewinder
Our resident Heavy Meatal (he likes country too), Headbanging, Halo Space Cowboy but he is no way flawless, for unlike the great gun slingers of the Wild West sucks when it comes to shooting people and just camps by the flag with a shotgunt. Although He likes to think hes quite good behind the wheel of a hog and his paragraph probably makes him sound of a reasonable standard, Don't Be fooled. He's SHIT!
- Name: Tim a.k.a ya grandma
- Binge name: ba ding
- Preferred Weapon combo: pistol and shotgun
- Preferred attack: Killing Joe or Mike Thorpe (pedo)
Preferred level: Sidewinder
Hi, my names Tim or ba ding or anything else you want to call me. I've recently come out of annonymity and dumped my very convincing alias ????sly guy because the rest of the gay gang were constantly getting on my nerves about not wanting to put my name up.
I'm writing my bio again because Joe (or smoki as he likes to be called) cant be arsed to put the original one that i spent half an hour writing back on after he 'censored' it even though hes in front of his comp 24/7. I'm the best halo player of all time* except deamon when he's using his chips, cheats and almighty godlike sniper rifle that he reguarly uses to give himself rectal pleasure.
Actually i'm an average halo player but my claim to fame is that i discovered and am the undisputed king of pistol power even though i can't use any other weapon to great effect, apart from possibly some sort of nuclear bomb.
My usual halo tactics are either: camp far away from the action with a sniper rifle or a shotgun waiting for lone people to wander unwittingly past, racking up no deaths, but not many kills either. Or: Run madly at the enemy and get sniped within10 seconds
things that i like about halo is its almighty sexiness monkey love wearing a trillbee and things i hate are anything to do with deamon and although she's got nothing to do with halo: Miss Nolan (Mutters evil things under breath) thankgod shes old and might die soon.
*this may not actually be true
I Bum Men
Hello My name is Alex or as you should call me Noah or Alexis, aswell as being a halo binge person I own a Ray Mears unofficial fan club. Ohhhhh Ray Mears, my true love.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,Wibbly Wayne's world effect>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
- Me: Oh Ray, My erotic fellings for you are too tense, lets make love
- Ray: NO, Alex, please, we have to control our feelings, I love you too, but erotic love-making is not...
- Me: NO PLEASE RAY, I love you too, ..... Ray, will.. you....m...ma...marry me?
- Ray: YES ALEX, my true love will will be together forever, I can teach yu ALL my extreme survival skills!
- Me: Oh, Oh, Oh ye...e...sssssssssssssssssssssssssss
( two eroticlly kiss util fade out)
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I like halo a lot, I 've completed it on easy, normal and heroic and some levels on legandary. I didn't used to like sniping and was crap at it, but one sunny saturday morn, I woke up and as if by magic I liked it, and was quite good aswell!!! Bye.
- Name: Alex
- Binge name: Duk Splatter
- Preferred Weapon combo: Shotgun, sniper
- Preferred attack: sniping
- Preferred level: Blood Gulch
Above: my boyfriend
There is not much to be said for Duk splater except strange. I mean you just have to read his paragraph to see that.
Recruited Binge People
These are our recruited binge people, these are not the first people to start binge-ing (find them above) Everyone here has joined us during our binge-ing times!!!
Name: Mike
Binge name:Figleaf
Preferred Weapon combo: Sniper, AR
Preferred attack: driving in warthog and sniping and getting the flag
Preferred level: Sidewinder
hi my name's Figleaf and I hang around in trees. But when i'm not malting in my tree I either swim in magma or Play on the best game ever made. Yes, it's the one and only 'monopoly party' not really although i do enjoy a spiffingly jolly game of halo here a list of things i like and a list of things i hate
things i like
getting the Flag
sniping deamon
chicken sandwiches
driving
things i hate
noobs
people who tax the sniper and then die within a second
getting killed by Da Asspace when he is using a noob
deamon
shotguns and plasma
OSP
in case you are wondering what an OSP is it is infact a ONE SHOT PIMP they are people who get constant Head shots with a sniper rifle and kill with a shotgun at close range the majour OSP's are DEAMON, pie and gaymie
i'm probably one of the best drivers in our Halo binge clan and i'm OK at using sniper rifles and getting the flag
i will leave by saying :
shotguns are shit!!!!!!!!!!!
Visit figleaf's own page full of his own hints and tips HERE!
The Name Mr. Todd is actually the name is taken from his Geography teacher who for some reason he admires greatly.
Name: Matt
Binge name: Mr. Todd
Preferred Weapon combo: Sniper, shotgun
Preferred attack: Sniping/rocket blasting
Preferred level: Sidewinder
I like halo but have a PS2, I also like Einstien, Science, Dr. Muto, Spiderman, Spongebob and Food (especially pie)! Because i am one !
Boris is definetly one of our most silent, and it is very rare that he will make an apperance, that is why we don't have a paragraph or picture for him, despite the fact that he is duk splater's bro. he is not strange.
Name: Jonny G
Binge name: Boris
Preferred Weapon combo: not known
Preferred attack: not known
Preferred level: not known
DEAMON is crackshot sniper who is at a par with Gaymie who spends all his time annoying people with his Super Sly Sniper Skill. He is also the best host of Halo Binges.
Binge name: DEAMON
Preferred Weapon combo:Sniper rifle, Rocket launcher
Preferred attack:Sniping
Preferred level:Blood Gulch
Deamon rulz
His name originates form Tom Tit which as well as being a bird is also cockney ryming slang for Shit.He is also sometimes known as fosteeeerr or smoki sometimes calls him cockfoster when he is in one of his regular moods.
 Name: Tom F.
Binge name: Dateet
Preferred Weapon combo:Pistol, Shotgun
Preferred attack:Short-Medium Range
Preferred level:Hang 'Em High
Hello. My name, Dateet, is a variation on the word tit as in tom tit which is of coarse cokney rhyming slang for shit. My favorite form of attack used to be close range with a shotgun backed up with a sniper rifle for survival purposes. Due to my experience of Ba Dings imensely good pistol packing skill I have now taken to using pistol as my primary weapon combined with shotgun for when things get too close for comfort!
He is a good sniper. Almost as good as DEAMON.
Name: Tom T
Binge name: Pie
Preferred Weapon combo: Sniper rifle/pistol
Preferred attack: Sniping
Preferred level: Blood Gulch
Hello my name is Totty and i lurrve sniping and pissin off Mr Todd as he thinks he is mint (sorry Mat) my favourite way of killin is one shot kills and ask Mike and most of the time i get them.
ThorPEDO has been kicked out of halo binge never to return.
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